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Happy Birthday? :D

v skratke, v bare sedi chydobny muz, pride bohac, ma 50librovky (tj 60eur :D ) a potom chudobny mu povie, ze stavi sa s nim o vsetky jeho peniaze co ma v ruke, ze zaspieva pesnicku na kazde zenske meno co exisutje. bohac sa rehoce, ale potom povie meno svojej dcery Joanna Armstrong-Miller. nakoniec bohac odchadza chudobny a chudobny ochdaza bohaty.

Vies co spieval?

No škoda, že neviem po anglicky :D

ale hned jak sa najem, tak s nim idem voooon

nee, ale uz musim ist do obchodu mu kupit jedlo :)
rozmyslam kedy pojdem, ale najskor pondelok :D

No chudák pes :)

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?

aspon bude chrumkavy

tak mozeme zjest mojho psa :D
sice ten ma menej masa ako kosti ale co uz :D

Šak ani my tu poriadne nič nemáme jesť